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✈ About Me ✈
As we lie in the shade of poison trees,
are we as safe as we let ourselves believe?
As we lie in the shade of poison trees,
are we as safe as we let ourselves believe?
Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
Only in Australia…
You’re the best, Australia.
FTW.
Don’t be embarrassed, John. - Sherlock
Sobbing.
